This Is The END—Live a Little

Five Ways to Spice Up Your Disaster Preparedness Kit

Sink or Swim?

A two-step plan to save the world…or not.

“Now Where Am I Gonna Die?”

Legends never die, they just get bulldozed and turned into townhouses.

Shakespearean Ass Eating

An “uneducated” (according to some) investigation into analingus in the works of Shakespeare.

Life Hack: Stay Awake While Driving

… hint: it’s masturbation.

Recipe: Take 5 Pie

If you need a break (or a diabetic coma) Take 5 Pie is here for you.

Books for Loss & Grief

When the worst happens, these books are a soft place to land.

Jess Kimura—The $5M Dirtbag

Sorry bro, Dumpster Spice is still not gonna make you a sandwich.

Music: Fort Knox Five—Live at Slay Bay

The Slay Bay nights have seen strange sights….Good old fashioned funky ass raving.

Recipe: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie

Volcanic filling splooging out the side=the warmth of human error.