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Feet Banks

Feet Banks is a writer and (shitty) filmmaker from the west coast of Canada who appreciates mountain views, campfires by the river, horror movies, books, naps, people who try new things, and pumpkin pie. He has been chipping away at the underlying truths, greater goods, and seedy underbellies of life since the late 1990s and is still not entirely convinced Western Civilization isn’t on the verge of collapse—if it can happen to the Inca, it can happen to us… Act accordingly.

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Punch & Pie!

Punch is like a really awesome communal food trough, but for alcohol.

Y’ain’t Seen!?…Criminal

Being a con artist is all about confidence, isn’t it?

Book: The Woman In Me

The story of a stolen life (Britney’s Version).

Film: Winter Steelhead & Skiing

I flyfish with the style and grace of a three-year-old chucking half-cooked spaghetti out the window of car going 100 km/hour, (but the kid would probably achieve more distance).

Broke-n-Lazy Pumpkin Pie

Sometimes you just gotta work with what you can’t afford and don’t have time for.

Y’ain’t Seen?!… Wild Things

“Lurid trash.” So what are you waiting for?

Y’ain’t Seen!?… Amarillo By Morning

Spike Jonze second short film is a coming-of-age tale that just might change your life.

Book: Never Broken

The life and hard times of a singer/writer/warrior

Strawberry Pie Forever

Slow-roasted strawberry pie is not difficult, it just takes time.

This Is The END—Live a Little

Five Ways to Spice Up Your Disaster Preparedness Kit