Feet Banks, Author at Pie Quarterly

Feet Banks

Feet Banks is a writer and (shitty) filmmaker from the west coast of Canada who appreciates mountain views, campfires by the river, horror movies, books, naps, people who try new things, and pumpkin pie. He has been chipping away at the underlying truths, greater goods, and seedy underbellies of life since the late 1990s and is still not entirely convinced Western Civilization isn’t on the verge of collapse—if it can happen to the Inca, it can happen to us… Act accordingly.

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This Is The END—Live a Little

Five Ways to Spice Up Your Disaster Preparedness Kit

Sink or Swim?

A two-step plan to save the world…or not.

“Now Where Am I Gonna Die?”

Legends never die, they just get bulldozed and turned into townhouses.

Shakespearean Ass Eating

An “uneducated” (according to some) investigation into analingus in the works of Shakespeare.

Recipe: Take 5 Pie

If you need a break (or a diabetic coma) Take 5 Pie is here for you.

Books for Loss & Grief

When the worst happens, these books are a soft place to land.

Music: Fort Knox Five—Live at Slay Bay

The Slay Bay nights have seen strange sights….Good old fashioned funky ass raving.

Recipe: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie

Volcanic filling splooging out the side=the warmth of human error.

Book: Trejo

“I always figured I’d die in prison,’ is a hell of a way to open a book.

Recipe: Lakeside Saskatoon Pie

Make the filling first. This is the secret