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Feet Banks

Feet Banks is a writer and (shitty) filmmaker from the west coast of Canada who appreciates mountain views, campfires by the river, horror movies, books, naps, people who try new things, and pumpkin pie. He has been chipping away at the underlying truths, greater goods, and seedy underbellies of life since the late 1990s and is still not entirely convinced Western Civilization isn’t on the verge of collapse—if it can happen to the Inca, it can happen to us… Act accordingly.

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Book: Never Broken

The life and hard times of a singer/writer/warrior

Strawberry Pie Forever

Slow-roasted strawberry pie is not difficult, it just takes time.

Jess Kimura—The $5M Dirtbag

Sorry bro, Dumpster Spice is still not gonna make you a sandwich.

This Is The END—Live a Little

Five Ways to Spice Up Your Disaster Preparedness Kit

Sink or Swim?

A two-step plan to save the world…or not.

“Now Where Am I Gonna Die?”

Legends never die, they just get bulldozed and turned into townhouses.

Shakespearean Ass Eating

An “uneducated” (according to some) investigation into analingus in the works of Shakespeare.

Life Hack: Stay Awake While Driving

… hint: it’s masturbation.

Recipe: Take 5 Pie

If you need a break (or a diabetic coma) Take 5 Pie is here for you.

Books for Loss & Grief

When the worst happens, these books are a soft place to land.