Book: Ass Dragon

Ass Dragon by Johnny Pineapples
Written within a single month (November 2011) and published as a first draft, this one is a solid cult classic amongst travellers on the other side of the pacific. Falling somewhere between “guilty pleasures” and “so bad it’s good” with a side of “holy fuck, really?!”, Ass Dragon is a murder mystery thriller about a demoralized cop who has to stop “an overgrown madman wanker from literally fucking the world into oblivion.”

As Ass Dragon gains popularity in the western hemisphere, it’s coinciding with an overal cultural fascination with all things “ass”. A 2010 study by the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that anal sex among women aged 20-39 was up 13% compared to 1992. Most experts attribute the increase to the rise of the Internet (the “twerking” trend probably helped too) but let’s not discount the innate desire of each young generation to push the boundaries of taboo further than their parents did (hence the current fad of ass-eating).

Hopefully the next official anal survey (out with it already!) will cite Ass Dragon as the driving cultural force it has become.

Further research: anyone who feels like going down the anal wormhole (the worm’s asshole?) can do so in this 2016 report from the Center for Disease Control entitled Sexual Behavior, Sexual Attraction, and Sexual Identity in the United States: Data From the 2006–2008 National Survey of Family Growth

Also, be safe out there! Wear a condom and don’t get AIDS!!