Feet Banks

Feet Banks is a writer and (shitty) filmmaker from the west coast of Canada who appreciates mountain views, campfires by the river, horror movies, books, naps, people who try new things, and pumpkin pie. He has been chipping away at the underlying truths, greater goods, and seedy underbellies of life since the late 1990s and is still not entirely convinced Western Civilization isn’t on the verge of collapse—if it can happen to the Inca, it can happen to us… Act accordingly.

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Book: Black Hole

It’s the 1970s—Have sex, become a mutant. Welcome to Black Hole.

Book: What’s Your Poo Telling You?

Every shit is a log of your life, if you read it correctly.

Book: The Case Against Sugar

News flash: sugar is fucking terrible for us.

Book: Hammer of the Gods

Led Zepplin are better than the Beatles and the Stones.

Book: Return of the Ninja

Ninjas are coming to stab your spleen. Act accordingly.

Book: Silent Bob Speaks

Dick joke master Kevin Smith is also good at telling stories.

Book: Buried Treasures

Lost cultures, underground mazes, and hippie rocknroll combine in a true tale of spirituality and adventure.

Book: Gonzo

Did you know Hunter S Thompson was also a super talented photographer? You do now.

Books: The Runaways

As teens, the Runaways were more badass than most of us will ever be. Read their books.

Book: Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour an Introduction

Read more Salinger. (Do you think there is an undiscovered trove of stories somewhere?)